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In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it.' - Brooks Johnson If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.' - Rita Rudner 'I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging.'I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training.' - Unknown.'Start slow, then taper off.' - Walt Stack.'Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.' - Victoria Wood.'If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill.' - Marty Stern.'If found on ground, please drag to finish line.' - From a runner's T-shirt.Running makes it seem longer.' - Baron Hansen On a track, I feel like a hamster.' - Robin Williams 'Run like you stole something.' - Unknown.'My other legs are Kenyan.' - From a pair of running shorts.'The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.' - Erma Bombeck.'If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it.' - Gene Thibeault.Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway.' - Don Kardong

'If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want.'Slow runners make fast runners look good.I feel ten years older already.' - Milton Berle 'My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life.'Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.' - Unknown.'Long distance running is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.' - Rich Hall.'The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.' - Martin Mull.'There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys.' - Gabrielle Zevin.It makes it feel needed.' - Charles Schulz More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes.' - Don Kardong

Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes.

'No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success.

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